‘Not so long ago, the wine writing business had a reasonably tidy trans-Atlantic division of labour,’ writes Mike Steinberger in the New York Times. ‘The United States manufactured wine critics, Britain produced wine writers. We gave Cabernets points, the British gave them poetry.’
I belong to an email group of wine lovers who share interesting stuff. One of them asked if anyone had tasted a particular wine, and Ralph-Kyte-Powell who writes for THE AGE sent a review he’d written for the wine. He added an apology for the tortured prose in his review, which prompted me to reply to Ralph with these comforting words: You’re a long way behind the best. Here’s why:
‘Top Sauternes will never be cheap but the alternative labels of Ch Suduiraut are very much worth looking out for. Slightly confusingly, they make two of them, Castelnau de Suduiraut and Lions de Suduiraut.’
If serious writers would rather be seen dead than stand accused of using adverbs, then 2 in a row amount to a hanging offence. There’s worse to come from this writer Decanter Magazine calls ‘the most respected wine critic and journalist in the world.’ Yes you guessed right, it’s Jancis Robinson who has written more about wine than the next 10 wine writers together.